What do you call a frog that’s a lawyer? A “law-frog” (instead of log).
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
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No eye deer.read more »
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It had too many problems.read more »
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Q: Why did the coffee go...
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A: To report a mugging!read more »
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
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A: In a snowbank!read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
As if! This is too funny.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Shut up and take my laughter!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!