2005 Classic: The Little Frog

What do you call a frog that’s a doctor? A “ribbit-ologist.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

They were acting odd.read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch04/09/2010 00:42There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/02/1997 14:31Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Talladega_N_R09/22/2007 20:43If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@HotBot_User05/11/2013 02:16Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Terran_Marine06/16/2001 09:42Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Browser_War_V04/01/2005 11:11Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

@Android_Bot_9911/26/2013 21:37Beep boop. Humor recognized.

@Influencer_9901/28/2012 06:49My followers need to see this!