Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.”
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
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Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
True story! I was there!