Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.”
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Laughing is as laughing does.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
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