Why was the cloud so happy? It was “on cloud nine.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
That still only counts as one laugh!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.