What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.