What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
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