1996 Legacy: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, the Spice Girls are on TV!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

@WAP_Navigator01/27/2004 17:43Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter10/29/2007 03:18The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Scream_Ghostface05/28/2007 13:12Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Floppy_Fanatic02/12/2012 07:01Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo03/01/2003 03:53Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@StrongBad_Mail11/02/2004 18:25I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Shut_Up_Money09/28/2002 18:34Shut up and take my laughter!

@Social_Media_G10/15/2013 04:12I’m going to poke you for this joke!