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2016 Legacy: The Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar

 Why did the lawyer celebrate Leo’s win? Because it proved that if you wait 20 years and suffer enough, you eventually get a verdict in your favor.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid08/03/1997 15:04Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Full_House_Lover04/07/2007 02:47You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Fresh_Prince_Will03/17/1996 12:45Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Yugioh_Duelist06/05/2008 09:57You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Dale_Doback_Fan01/31/2003 17:19Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Cloud_Computing01/23/2011 21:27Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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