2002 Legacy: The Leaf

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my color phone!

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@BBS_Veteran03/24/2000 12:16Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@ICQ_Flower09/27/2002 19:48The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Full_House_Lover08/22/2010 18:43You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Palm_Pilot_User06/13/2003 23:07Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Memento_Guy11/13/2013 07:43Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude05/23/1998 14:39The Dude abides... this joke.

@Fargo_Marge02/23/1998 16:10Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@StoneCold_31602/26/2008 00:05And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Rugrats_Tommy04/22/2003 11:14A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!