1995 Vintage: The Leaf

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf me alone!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@ModemWarrior10/02/1999 14:28I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@DVD_Collector02/24/1997 05:43Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Dial_Up_King10/14/2015 06:26Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher03/16/2008 12:56I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/09/1995 08:07Silently laughing in the snow.

@Speed_Racer_Go07/16/2005 02:26Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Anchorman_Ron04/24/2014 20:56I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@WordPress_Fan_0310/12/1996 18:05The best thing since version 1.0!