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1996 Classic: The Lawyer

 What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks your blood at night.

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Expert03/07/2000 12:39DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Beverly_Hills_9021002/08/2005 02:26The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Gnutella_User12/07/1996 14:38Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Guestbook_Signer06/12/2013 11:33Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Afk_For_Laughs04/25/2001 07:06Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Warcraft_Orc10/11/2004 15:01Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Salad_Fingers_F07/03/2001 18:39I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Forever_Alone_X09/12/2008 22:18At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
@Influencer_9906/14/1995 01:17My followers need to see this!

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