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2009 Vintage: The Law Abiding Citizen Justice

Why the cell? For a movie that suggested Gerard Butler is the most dangerous man in the world even when he’s sitting in his underwear in prison.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King04/06/2015 01:46I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@GameBoy_Color12/15/1998 07:19Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Seinfeld_George07/04/1999 10:43What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@StarWars_Nerd12/03/1996 02:56The farce is strong with this one!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/20/2005 18:56I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/07/2011 19:32I am crying... with laughter!
@Liger_Owner_X12/10/2014 10:14It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan03/10/2009 16:14OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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