Why did it have a magnet? Because Apple introduced the MagSafe power adapter, finally saving thousands of laptops from a tragic death by “tripping over the cord.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
That still only counts as one laugh!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I see what you did there. Clever!