A girl argues with her mom at the bar. The bartender says, “I’m not getting in the middle of this.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
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