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2009 Vintage: The Kindle 2

 A guy reads a digital book and says, “It’s like paper but expensive!”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
 "You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
 A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tequila
 One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

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2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
 A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1606/16/1998 02:15I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz01/18/1997 00:46The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Buffy_Summers_9706/26/2008 11:43Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Hellboy_Red08/20/2002 08:12I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Champ_Kind_Wham11/11/2004 13:51WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Ermahgerd_Girl03/19/2007 20:41ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Evil_Kermit_M11/20/2015 17:00Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@WordPress_Fan_0305/28/1996 20:48The best thing since version 1.0!
@Mondo_Media_X06/28/2008 18:05Top tier web animation humor!

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