Why was the uncle in the red sweater so popular? Because for one week in October, a guy in a half-zip pullover was the most trusted person in America.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
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37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
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Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
The power of three... laughs!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!