1995 Vintage: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

@CoolSkater9802/20/1999 03:28Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Full_House_Lover07/10/2008 00:26You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Home_Alone_Kevin08/04/2005 18:25Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Shrek_Ogrelord05/14/2002 08:36Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@CSS_Master_9903/23/2004 22:12Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Wayne_World_Ex07/12/2001 02:58Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Noob_Slayer_X03/05/2014 02:15Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.