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“I kissed a girl and I liked it!” The bartender says, “That’s nice, but she’s still going to want you to buy her a drink.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

@Quake_Fragger07/16/1999 19:21M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Tank_Operator01/08/1995 06:50Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Midi_Background12/31/1998 00:47Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@I_See_What_You05/27/2003 18:31I see what you did there. Clever!

@Podcast_Listener08/03/2002 23:26I’ll mention this in my next episode!