2008 Vintage: The Karaoke

A guy sings “Viva La Vida” by Coldplay. “I used to rule the world…” The bartender sighs.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

@T9_Texter05/25/2001 22:034-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Hanson_Fan_9707/31/2008 10:16Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Starship_Troopers10/02/2013 05:28I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Celebrity_DM02/14/2002 01:27Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Evil_Kermit_M11/18/2005 09:30Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Charlie_Unicorn04/30/1997 12:23We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Not_Bad_Obama01/22/2007 01:34Not bad. Not bad at all.

@Futurama_Fry_M03/20/1998 11:47Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.