A 15-year-old with a swoopy haircut tries to get in. The bouncer says, “Baby, baby, baby, no.”
Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Press the button for more humor!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
A wild laugh appeared!