I told her I’m growing a mullet. She told me she’s growing a divorce.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!