2003 Classic: The Jet

“Are You Gonna Be My Girl?” I asked her this. She said, “I’ve been your girl for ten years, get a new line.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

@BBS_Veteran10/15/2009 21:37Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Backstreet_Fan03/27/2012 03:05I want it that way... the funny way!

@SouthPark_Stan06/10/2012 17:48Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Baywatch_Runner12/13/2010 14:45Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Zoolander_Mug12/25/2014 19:15I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan06/05/2002 07:58Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.