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1998 Legacy: The Java

 Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Surfer03/03/2012 22:42You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@The_Mask_Smokin12/31/2009 20:50P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Malware_Hunter06/11/1995 13:56Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax08/02/2002 19:52I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Jesus_Quintana08/20/2002 04:27Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
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@Weird_Science_G03/27/2000 08:37We created a monster... of a joke!
@Chain_Mail_Hater11/20/2004 21:46I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

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