2005 Archive: The James Blunt Stare

He told me “You’re beautiful” in a high-pitched voice while taking his shirt off in the snow. It’s the most aggressive compliment I’ve ever received.

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@CyberSteve08/18/1999 04:09Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa10/19/1998 11:38They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Hamster_Dance_X01/08/1995 04:12Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Philosoraptor_X11/02/1999 07:13If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Neopets_Trader10/02/1996 11:49Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Deal_With_It_G08/03/2002 10:22Deal with it. This is gold.

@Retro_End_User01/22/2007 07:47The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.