She’s “Jenny from the Block.” I told her she’s “Susan from the Suburbs” and she needs to stop wearing that much bronzer.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Blockbuster
We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Mother-in-Law
My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »
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My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
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Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
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