1997 Classic: The J.Crew

She’s circling outfits in the catalog. I told her I already own a sweater. She said, “But do you own a heathered sweater?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

@ModemWarrior10/02/2009 17:16I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/24/1995 21:04Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Scream_Ghostface10/18/2006 03:00Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@SoulSeek_Fan11/11/1995 03:45Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/09/1997 01:32I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Korn_Follower07/03/1997 02:00Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Bam_Margera_Fan01/06/2000 14:43Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@ODP_Editor_9908/05/2010 17:57Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Fred_Channel_0611/04/2008 11:58HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!