Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Legacy: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »
52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I am crying... with laughter!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Classic. Simply classic.