A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “That’ll be five dollars, plus 99 cents for the right to listen to the music playing in here.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2024 Classic: The Inside Out 2
A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
That was intense... and funny!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
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