2007 Legacy: The iPhone Battery

A guy is crying because his phone died. The bartender says, “Welcome back to the real world.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

@Lycos_Dog02/10/1999 23:28Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Encarta_Explorer08/28/2013 14:25I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Simpson_Quotes06/21/2005 02:29D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Donny_V_ShutUp04/26/2007 04:11Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan11/15/2009 14:38My fist is clenched... with joy!

@David_After_Dent03/26/2009 05:14Is this real life? Or is it just funny?