2010 Vintage: The iPhone 4

The “Antennagate.” I told my husband he’s holding his phone wrong. He told me I’m holding our marriage wrong.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer04/28/2012 04:44Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/15/1995 05:45This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@SpiceGirls_Fan05/25/1997 11:50Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Burning_CDs10/27/2007 19:07I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club02/18/2014 01:41A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Scream_Ghostface05/15/2013 01:00Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Hide_The_Pain_H04/16/2011 13:00I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Not_Bad_Obama10/21/2000 20:59Not bad. Not bad at all.

@Last_Commenter04/16/2003 06:55Saving the best laugh for last!