2009 Legacy: The Inglorious Basterds

I told her I’m in the “business of killing nazis.” She told me I’m in the “business of killing the lawn.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic04/27/1995 02:07This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Hercules_Xena09/05/2000 04:45By the gods, this is a funny one!

@CSS_Master_9903/28/2000 21:32Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Neo_The_One12/09/2005 13:27I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Tyler_Durden_Real01/29/2013 23:43Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan08/23/2005 23:20Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Korn_Follower01/31/2007 02:36Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@CatDog_Alone08/25/1995 19:10One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!