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2000 Classic: The ILOVEYOU Virus

 Why was an email so deadly? Because 2000 taught us that opening a “love letter” from a stranger could delete your entire digital life in ten seconds.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Ghost12/08/1999 05:12Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Burning_CDs12/16/2005 12:22I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Web_Master_Flex05/20/2007 07:12I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Karate_Kid_Wax01/22/2014 05:55Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Friendster_Ghost05/08/2002 06:20Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Warcraft_Orc12/14/2002 02:11Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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