An ice cube says, “I’m the only thing keeping this party from getting too hot.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
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The Salt Shaker
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The Two Guys
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2024 Archive: The White Russian
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2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!