2003 Archive: The Ice Cube

An ice cube says, “I’m the only thing in this bar that’s actually cool.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

@Sidekick_User04/19/2002 02:45Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Friends_Lover11/27/2008 12:09Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Jesus_Quintana05/03/1997 06:43Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/10/2007 18:38Silently laughing in the snow.

@Ninja_Turtle_R02/09/1996 03:07Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Illidan_Blind06/16/2000 07:29I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!