2017 Legacy: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Despacito!”

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/29/1996 13:32Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Digimon_Tamer01/21/1995 20:04My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Speed_Racer_Go12/14/2011 20:35Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Mini_Me_Rocks10/10/2015 13:26... (Laughter in silence).

@Salad_Fingers_F07/16/2004 10:27I like it when the jokes are... rusty.