Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “The Force is strong with this one!”
Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »
55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition
In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »
2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
2024 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition
In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »
37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition
In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I should make a game about this joke.