2014 Classic: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Happy New Year 2014!”

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan02/08/2003 05:52Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@ICQ_Classic03/14/1997 01:46That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Frasier_Crane08/11/2015 00:29I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Guestbook_Signer03/14/1998 17:46Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair12/30/2011 21:14I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!