The continents are drifting. My wife says our marriage is drifting. I told her she’s just hungry.
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
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Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
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We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!