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2012 Vintage: The Ice Age 4

 The continents are drifting. My wife says our marriage is drifting. I told her she’s just hungry.

Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy12/15/2001 09:07Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Snatch_Mickey05/02/2014 22:32Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Tina_Eat_Food04/05/2005 16:48Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Technorati_Tag02/20/2012 11:45Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Charlie_Unicorn10/24/2004 08:48We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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