Why do polar bears always have cold feet? Because they go “bear-foot.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
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Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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Found a real treasure with this one.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
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