2022 Classic: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the cinema?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

@Lion_King_Pumbaa01/28/1996 04:09They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Courage_Dog10/28/2009 14:40The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Badger_Badger_M05/27/2000 11:08Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/04/1998 01:00My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Arthas_Fan_0206/26/2009 09:59Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Fred_Channel_0606/19/2015 11:23HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Rage_Comic_Fan11/17/1999 20:32FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

@Futurama_Fry_M09/18/2009 22:22Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.