Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »
2025 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
As if! This is too funny.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I am crying... with laughter!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
You must construct additional laughs!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Taking a photo of me laughing!