1995 Classic: The Honest Mistake

What do you call a lawyer who knows the law? Efficient. What do you call a lawyer who knows the judge? Successful.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Msdos_Commander10/07/1998 19:07C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Sid_Meier_Fan09/28/2001 07:20Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Gopher_Explorer11/17/2005 02:07Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet02/09/2015 15:07Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Net_Addict_200008/30/2002 06:40My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/20/2002 05:11My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Salt_Bae_Original07/18/2006 10:42Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Flash_Intro_Hater08/03/2007 09:48Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!