2007 Classic: The HIPAA 2

“I can’t tell you your diagnosis. It’s a secret between me and my accountant.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

@MIRC_Operator03/08/2007 15:04/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@ICQ_Classic05/04/2008 03:07That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Backstreet_Fan04/08/2005 02:50I want it that way... the funny way!

@Harry_Potter_Ron10/20/2010 10:59Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/16/2002 09:10Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Brennan_Huff_X04/21/2005 12:18I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@LonelyGirl15_F08/27/2003 13:23Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Opera_User_9902/05/1997 19:27Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.