A group of teens try to get in. The bartender says, “We’re all in this together, and by ‘this’, I mean the ‘No Minors’ policy.”
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dark and Stormy
"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.