2006 Archive: The Heroes

A guy says, “Save the cheerleader, save the world!” The bartender says, “Save your money, buy a round.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

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Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

@Msdos_Expert09/05/1998 21:54DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Incredibles_Dash12/26/2003 19:49That was super fast and super funny!

@SoulSeek_Fan05/15/2005 14:05Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Butthead_Uhhh01/01/2008 12:07Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Courage_Dog10/13/2014 11:06The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Talladega_N_R03/15/1998 09:22If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Prodigy_User_X04/28/2013 22:26Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Web_2_0_Fan08/10/2005 09:39This is the future of humor!