2018 Archive: The Hereditary

We watched the movie. Now she makes that “clicking” sound with her tongue to scare me. I haven’t slept in a week.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

@Firewire_Fan06/27/2003 16:51Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Kazaa_Leecher02/06/2009 13:41I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan05/01/1999 21:38I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Grunge_Lord_9405/23/1997 15:48I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Bam_Margera_Fan08/04/2009 18:51Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Bebo_Lover_0512/03/2013 06:47Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@StrongBad_Mail05/05/2001 19:59I’m checking my email and I found a winner!