2004 Classic: The Hello Kitty

Why are men like Hello Kitty in 2004? Because they have no mouth when their wife asks, “Does this make me look fat?”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »

"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »

"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »

Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »

In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »

In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »

Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »

In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan08/19/2001 13:15Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Tripod_Member08/06/2008 13:23Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@PowerRanger_Red12/06/2010 15:56It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@SpiderMan_Tobey08/14/2014 10:12With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Broadband_Newbie01/21/2005 16:25Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Animorphs_X10/26/2011 06:25I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Flashdance_What06/14/2000 13:49What a feeling! (Being funny).