1998 Legacy: The Heineken Bottle

Why was the Heineken bottle green? Because it saw the price of the craft beer.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

@CoolSkater9809/30/2007 15:56Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Resident_Evil_Z03/30/2014 02:22Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Green_Day_Fan04/28/2009 21:53Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Pedro_For_Pres08/16/1995 16:37Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Best_Viewed_IE411/28/2007 06:22Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!