2000 Vintage: The Heineken

A guy orders a Heineken and says, “It’s the official beer of the European Union… probably.”

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@ICQ_Master9901/20/2002 03:57Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ05/25/1996 22:42Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Palm_Pilot_User12/01/2011 09:59Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Rewritable_CD10/26/1995 03:28I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@MP3_Encoder11/29/1997 17:47128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Fight_Club_Member05/20/1995 18:35I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@StoneCold_31610/31/2011 20:19And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Friday_Rebecca12/04/1996 16:29Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/14/2008 04:04My fist is clenched... with joy!